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666BloodyFuck 666BloodyFuck

Rated 2 / 5 stars


For a turd of the week it could've been worse. You really ought to work on drawing boobs man, although the rest of the picture is pretty well drawn, I dug the teeth alot. I mean there's really not much to say that hasn't already been said by the other reviewers. Just keep on truckin' I suppose and work up to an underdog of the week. But still, can't give you a great review considering it's a picture with some static and music.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

I'm actually good with boobs lol, but I didn't want it to be sleazy


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Yeah after watching any of weeble's movies you'll notice it's just one ever lasting shitty loop. Good parody, unfortunate that Wtfnoob time trial 2 was banned :( :( :( :(

Lincolnfrog Lincolnfrog

Rated 5 / 5 stars



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Hang myself from the tree Hang myself from the tree

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Great film

I've always thought this to be a genuine and beautiful clock film, however crass that may sound. It's just a great pretty little film. You do a nice job setting the scenes up, so it looks just wonderful and the song of course, sets up the whole thing. The song is originally done by "The Vandals" in their christmas album though.

Really good though, you've always been one of my favorite flash authors, your films always seem to be so strange, which makes them better. I think it's maybe because you're dutch, then again..I could be wrong.

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Professor-Dull responds:

Thanks man! We should talk again on AIM sometime. The song is indeed originally done by the Vandals, but I have a christmas album with a version by Caesar. I might have mixed up witch one I used in this movie.

dead puppies dead puppies

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Another good submission by Joint.

I'm a big fan of your movies Joint. I still find humour in the movies you produce that are clock alike more then I do other clock movies with more time spent on them. This was great, I loved that you used Dodger. Considering, Dodger isn't used in many movies. It's just a nice alternative to Hooch. I was sort of dissapointed when I didn't see Robert SmithClock in the mix. We really do need to do a collab sometime. Maybe a cure music video, considering that has never been done and would rock the socks off millions of clocks/cocks.

Very nice animation. I love how you make everything look so vibrant yet you keep a certain amount of darkness within the film. I mean Dodger is being dragged around dead and it's sunny outside and the grass is green. Hah.


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jointclock responds:

yes RSC has been trying to get free to once again run rampant throughout the portal, we must make this collab

Knox Vs Tox Trailer Knox Vs Tox Trailer

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


Knox v.s. Tox. First of all, I think this preview was a bad idea. Although, I could see how you would want input if you are close to done with the movie, why make a preview? Also, I beleive this whole Knox V.S. Tox thing is really unoriginal. You're basically getting good scores off Knox fans and clay fans. I am not a Knox or Tox fan myself. I beleive putting your voice within a movie clip shouldn't have scores up to 3.87. But alas, some constructive reviewing.

For a preview it was not that good. I think you should definetly get rid of the Tenacious D song even know I enjoy it and I imagine other people do, it just makes it way to big of a file. Optimize the audio or get rid of it.

Don't make a movie based on two people. I would try to expand from such fan worship. But I can understand, where you are coming from.

Third, To tell you the truth I liked a lot of the flash lettering visuals. I didn't really find a problem with them. I would put a lot more detail within a lot of things. Such as the clay fight in the midst of it all, maybe include a border of some sort to surround the clay fight. I hope your movie comes out well. Good luck.


Felces responds:

well u suck because everyone else thinks its a good idea includeing knox and tox!

Baka's Birthday Baka's Birthday

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Hey, not your best but who cares?

I like a lot of the scenes. Just it's so random a lot of times, it's hard to follow the storyline. I didn't like how Spud looked either, I think you could of drawn him better. Also, Bakaneko's fla doesn't exactly fit in with the others. But no doubt it has some good scenes, like Virus flowing outside the Plane Window and the whole godzilla thing.


Pikmin Shorts! Pikmin Shorts!

Rated 2 / 5 stars


Well, this could be something good. You just need to work on a lot of things. I would say graphics one. Leaving little things like not coloring in the space helmet and putting no detail within a lot of things. Also, although this might be a video game you enjoy immensley, you might want to try to think of something else. Something original. Video game violence is just not the right way to go, it's been done and done over and over. It gets tediouse after a while. If you want to make a great movie then create your own idea.

You guys seem like a good team. I'm glad you got your first movie through. I hope you continue to do so and continue to improve.


WarpedFlash responds:

Thanks for leaving an intelligent review! I will be sure to tell the artist about these things, and I'm gonna make some original characters, along with the ones We already have for our new series

Clock Fruit Execution Clock Fruit Execution

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


Wow, this was quite original. But I think if you would of gone in to the story instead of having Grandfatherclock talk in the begining and see what actually happened. But it was very funny and I only had two dissapointments the sound quality (get text to speech) and the lack of story.

Knoxs "Resident Evil"6 Knoxs "Resident Evil"6

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Wow, How the hell?

No way this diserves a 3.68. All you did was put some sounds and voices (Which weren't that funny) over some scenes from resident evil. Some people spend a 2 weeks drawing flashes, trying to get the right mouth syncing or what ever. You just went over some scenes from a stolen movie. Blah, this diserves to be 1.00 at most..Be glad there's a lot of stupid people on NG.

Knox responds:

i am